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Ode to the Peeps

Two. One. One half. They were all gone. All the Peeps had disappeared. Carl’s profound sadness compelled him to write, Ode to the Peeps: Oh Peeps, my peeps, where have you gone? Oh Peeps, my Peeps, I write you this song … Continue reading

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Peeps to the Rescue

At first Carl didn’t know all the advantages of being famous and having an entourage. This became clearer a few days ago. Carl and his friend, Pip, were minding their own business when they were attacked by Carl’s arch-enemy, Snarl. … Continue reading

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The Score

 “Carl, what are you doing?” “The score.” “March madness? The final four?” Carl looked at me peculiarly. “I didn’t know you followed basketball.” “I don’t.” “Then why are you listening for the score on the radio?” “I’m working on the … Continue reading

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Whisk

  “But there’s a real need for cooks.” “Carl.” “It’s only food for two hundred.” My Corgi whined. “I know I can do it.” “I’m sorry, but I think it’s a disaster in the making.” “What if I prove I’m … Continue reading

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Daisies

Does Carl have a secret love interest?

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Nuclear Bomb

When Carl and I visited theNationalNuclearTestingMuseum, we started out together. But soon he had rushed ahead. This was to be expected. Carl just doesn’t have the patience to read all the exhibit captions. When he came dashing back, the expression … Continue reading

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Seaside Limerick

A writer who wrote in the sand, Upon gravity neglected to plan, His thought were amazing Setting his soul ablazing But the tide laughed, “Create it again.”

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