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The Score

 “Carl, what are you doing?” “The score.” “March madness? The final four?” Carl looked at me peculiarly. “I didn’t know you followed basketball.” “I don’t.” “Then why are you listening for the score on the radio?” “I’m working on the … Continue reading

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Whisk

  “But there’s a real need for cooks.” “Carl.” “It’s only food for two hundred.” My Corgi whined. “I know I can do it.” “I’m sorry, but I think it’s a disaster in the making.” “What if I prove I’m … Continue reading

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Biscuit Tug-of-war

Carl said, “May I have a premium doggy biscuit—please.” I saw his wagging tail and his eager smile, but replied, “Carl, do you know how many you’ve already had?” “I haven’t been counting, but I don’t want to say why.” … Continue reading

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Pool

Recently, a kitten found a temporary home in our house. I didn’t plan on naming him, since he was temporary. Carl thought that everyone, no matter how temporary, should have a name. With a keen eye, he examined the kitten. … Continue reading

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Pie ‘N Pi

  Carl here with a tip for those who want to buy my master’s book, The Five Names, but are short on cash. When you go to the store (probably to buy your faithful dog premium doggy biscuits) pay with … Continue reading

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Currency

The ever-smiling look on Carl the Corgi’s face may fool the average person, but, as his owner, I know that he is often devising new marketing ideas for his favorite book, The Five Names by Robert Hansen. Just the other … Continue reading

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