Tag Archives: The Five Names

Daisies

Does Carl have a secret love interest?

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Beast in the Jar

Carl here. A while back, I had an experience so horrifying that I hesitate to share the details for fear of offending sensibilities. I was minding my own business (as Corgis most often do), when I happened upon a picnic … Continue reading

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Rejected Ideas

Not every idea that Carl comes up with for promoting my book, The Five Names, is a winner. Rejected idea number one: Carl said, “We could tell everyone that if they don’t buy one of your books I will bite … Continue reading

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Versions–Custard

Carl’s version: “I was watching a TV show when I learned about a near-earth asteroid that contains an immense amount of gold. Naturally, I thought of Robert Hansen’s book, The Five Names. I realized that if I could wrestle that … Continue reading

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Pool

Recently, a kitten found a temporary home in our house. I didn’t plan on naming him, since he was temporary. Carl thought that everyone, no matter how temporary, should have a name. With a keen eye, he examined the kitten. … Continue reading

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Pie ‘N Pi

  Carl here with a tip for those who want to buy my master’s book, The Five Names, but are short on cash. When you go to the store (probably to buy your faithful dog premium doggy biscuits) pay with … Continue reading

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Currency

The ever-smiling look on Carl the Corgi’s face may fool the average person, but, as his owner, I know that he is often devising new marketing ideas for his favorite book, The Five Names by Robert Hansen. Just the other … Continue reading

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